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Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!!
Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgivin so lets begin
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Finding my way back to sanity again...but I don't really know what I'm gonna do when I get there.
I wash my hands off it!! And I don't usually wash my hands.
There is no -I- in S-L-U-T but there is a -U-
what a shame...loox like the ugly fairy kissed ya on both cheeks.
I'm a genie in a bottle, you're just a tramp in a lamp
Save a wave, ride a surfer.
Honk if you love Britney Spears, then run your car into a tree.
Don't stick your tounge out unless you intend to use it!
Youve been bad, this calls for a spanking!
A bitch has 4 legs i have 2, a bitch says ruff ruff, i say FUCK YOU!
Just because you are't parinoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
Stoners live and stoners die, in the end we all get high, so if in life we don't succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed.
I only look sweet and innocent but looks can be deceiving.
Your jealousy is my energy. ever wonder why in so hyper?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit!
Im not smieing at you, im trying not to laugh.
It's not the size of the wand that matters, it's the magic u can do with it!
You can fall from the sky, u can fall from a
tree, but the best way to fall is in love with ME!
ScRew Snapple...I'm the best stuff on earth
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Life*s 2 short 2 date ugly guys...But I*ve made the mistake b4!
I lost my teddy bear...Can I sleep with you??
Mirrors dont talk & lucky 4 you they dont laugh either.
Hate you...need you...please you...tease you...take you...leave you.
At 1st you dissed me..now you wanna kiss me..well 2 late LiL boy ya missed me.
If assholes could fly this place would be an airport
If you're drinking apple juice, and it's warm, odds are that ain't apple juice .
i luv boyz they r so fun!!!
Some people make the world special just by being in it.
Waddle waddle ,drop it like it's hot
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same box
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
You- off my planet!
If you need space go to nasa baby!
Life isn't a garden so dont' be a ho!
People who live happily ever after are in serious denial!
Anything is possible unless your Britney Spears ans want to sing.
Why don't you go put a condom on your head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well look like one too!
I'm a crowd pleasin, cheer yellin, stunt buildin, short skirt wearin, toe touchin, hand clappin, big smilin, kick a$$ cheerleader!!
I like the pope the pope smokes dope!
Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?
Your Only bad if your caught.......so that makes me a really good gurl right?
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you Some day u'll miss me like i missed you
Some day u'll need me like i needed you
Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!
i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy it.
if your not part of the solution be part of the problem
its all fun and games until someone loses an eye then its still fun its just makes it harded to see
I may not have understood but don't say I didnt care
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
It is a bad as it seems and they are out to get you.
God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Im scared to fall in love, afraid to fall so fast, because every time i fall in love, it seems to never last.
You will never meet another girl like me, but wait maybe thats a good thing?.
sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
For all of you who talk about me..thanks for makin me the center of your World.
sweet petite bout 5 feet da cutest shorty u evea meet perfect smile lil waist lips da guys wanna taste pretty hair and sexy eyes damn i got u hypnotized.
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Roses are red
Violets are corney
When I think of you
OH! Baby I get horney.
Im crazier than Britney, sweet than Mandy, I can grant you
more wishes than Christina, but like Jessica, I think Im in
luv with you.
Your sweet little hands
Brush right past me
Sometimes you don't understand
Why you can't reach
I bite when I don't want to bend
How silent I can be
So she is silent too
She's the one who saw my words
Broken, Torn at the seams
And broken words were all she heard
Now she's walking away from me
Some never meant
And some meant well
The difference between us is so
Hard to tell
I was so shaken but now
All I see
Is everything she meant to me
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